I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Two words: blizzard sex
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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