So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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