Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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