Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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