What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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