I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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