We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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