you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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