Where are you?
In a non slutty way
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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