nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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