I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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