Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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