My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
