Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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