im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
don't judge my taste in strippers
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
