Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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