i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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