Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
what the fuck happened to the tacos
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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