life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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