I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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