did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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