So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm always down for nudity.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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