So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
my sisters under your porch take her home
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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