he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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