Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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