make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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