you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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