Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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