told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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