i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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