At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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