my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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