sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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