JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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