If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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