I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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