shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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