WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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