if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you would pick up someone in the library
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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