You made me cry and you don't even care
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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