It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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