Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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