wanna go halves on a baby?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
why do cheetos always look like penises
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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