Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
this is an emotional support booty call
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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