ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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