The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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