The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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