I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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