if only i could text you this smell
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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