Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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